She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?" "To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool." Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

God didn’t give fear a body. God gave love a body.

Your ability to show discretion defines your likeliness to contribute to a wholesome performance.

Any love that is solely based on physical beauty, is a stranger to longevity.

I will put up with any mockery rather than pretend that I am satisfied when I am hungry.

Easy to read, yet filled with wisdom that will penetrate your heart, this book puts the power back in your hands. It’s a must have.

I just want to get on stage and sing and be happy.

Hillary Clinton will be elected to be impeached.

Sometimes people just show up, which is kind of scary. And then you are like, 'Okay guy... got to leave'.

We are currently not planning on conquering the world.