She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Cheap little rhymesA cheap little tuneAre sometimes as dangerousAs a sliver of the moon.

It’s not the situation -the action that does matter, situations produce excuses, where the actions -the results.

All of us love applause, and so we should - it means that the listener likes us!

Where there is no wine there is no love.

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

The birch is used only out of bad temper and weakness, for the birch is a servile punishment which degrades the soul even when it corrects, if indeed it corrects, for its usual effect is to harden.

[My style in three words] youthful, sweet, and diverse.

The great teachers fill you up with hope and shower you with a thousand reasons to embrace all aspects of life.

I probably wrote three-quarters of the songs without an instrument in my hands.

Bloom never pissed me off because there are critics out there, and he's one of them, who take their ignorance about popular culture as a badge of intellectual prowess.