Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

After a while, though, even the deepest sorrow faltered, even the most penetrating despair lost its scalpel edge.

Don't go confusing stupidity with guts.

To make someone wait: the constant prerogative of all power, "age-old pastime of humanity".

We will never know true bliss while our lifestyles are reliant on the misery and suffering of others.

Let man heal the hurt places and revere whatever is still miraculously pristine.

We can't speak day after day about globalization without at the same time having in mind that...we need multilateral solutions.

My friends are all really nice about my fame, they're just curious really, they ask lots of questions.

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

Kids love me because I write stories that tell them about their capacity for evil. I'm one of the few writers who lets you cleanse yourself that way.

Legends don't have to make sense. They just have to be beautiful. Or at least interesting.