Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

Her genius derives from the fact that she was capable of the deepest feeling but also of the most discerning and disciplined thought.

The feminist revolution had to be fought because women quite simply were stopped at a state of evolution far short of their human capacity.

You may be able to get the bone down your throat But if it reaches your stomach it will tear your navel.(Gulistan)

Beauty draws us with a single hair.

Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them.

The search for happiness ... always ends in the ghastly sense of the bottomless nothingness into which you will inevitably fall if you strain any further.

My grandmother made dying her life's work.

Many a time I have been half in love with easeful Death.

When sincerity fails, the offer of money usually works.

When I listen to old music, that's one of the few times that I actually have a kind of love for humanity.