Scientists are like atomic nuclei. They are more easily split than fused.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.

Life is beautiful but people are crazy.

There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.

It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism.

I think the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is as great as it is because it's become it's a labor of love. They love what they do.

The dimensions of the radio are truly to be treasured.

We spend a good part of our lives trying desperately to convince ourselves as well as everybody else that we know more than we really do.

While some of us may know than others about certain things, it is the thinnest slice of all that is, or could be known. In that sense, we are all profoundly ignorant.

It's really an optimistic show. I think most of the people in this country are optimistic, too.

When fear meets fear nothing good ever happens.

Loyalty could come only of exchange and mutual regard.

The root of all evil isn't money; rather, it's not having enough money.

I'm not a pundit. I'm not an analyst.

My toughest opponent has always been me.

I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

Think about each pitch like you think about women, then select one which is particularly appealing.

Sit with those who love Allah, for that enlightens the mind.