Sam Hellerman is a genius!

It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.

Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

A knowledge both of the factors of evolution and how they operate in human society becomes necessary if we are to develop a sound social order.

Every day, strive to refine your contagious shine, and shake the nonsense offered by those who lack the will to polish-up from within.

All recurring joy is pain refined.

Time is the stuff life is made of.

I am driven by what you are able to accomplish and how you are able to help some people. I go about it each and every day, sometimes I think I say yes too much and I am too busy in my life.

Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.

The way you increase your energy is by letting go, ultimately. There is something inside you that knows what it should do, and you fight it all the time.

Learn to trust His timing. Don't get in a hurry; don't grow impatient; don't try to force doors open. Don't try to make things happen in your own strength. Let God do it His way.

Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

Usually, I take a hike for a while after submitting a column to Townhall. Too much of my insensitivity can cause emotional problems among proggies, and I am, after all, a compassionate man.