Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

A healthy mind observes and questions itself. This is the path to inner peace and happiness. Don’t believe everything you think.

Instead of an unhinged lunatic you may glimpse a punctured soul-a mere human being like you.

Being an actor, we're so dependent on the writers.

Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

biography is essentially a collaborative art, the latest biographer collaborating with all those who wrote earlier.

If we are in tune with Nature, all her music can find a way into the heart. When bird music is rare, their occasional songs are precious to the ear.

I love actors, regardless of where they are in their skill level. There's something terribly satisfying about working with someone who's really learning.

Tears for the mourners who are left behind Peace everlasting for the quiet dead.