Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Time and space are awash here.

A mask is what we wear to hide from ourselves.

Mistakes are often the best teachers.

I now have Croatian citizenship, but I only accepted it because Croatia allowed me to keep my Russian passport.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

In general, I wait to be approached. I want to be the one who's hunted, I want to be the one who people take interest in.

Life is love, a gift from god and parent, death is gratitude for a new dimension

Every now and then, President Obama sorta drops his veil. He's less coy about his philosophy, he sort of reveals his true governing philosophy, what he really believes.

The song of the curved line is called happiness.

The real nature of our predicament is completely opaque to us.