Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

Well, now you can see how sensible it is not to start your day by guessing what might happen... After all, how long would I have had to go on guessing before I guessed this?

His experience was that Justice was rarely as just as it ought to be. The others agreed.

He told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?

Go and nose out the next piece of shit... as one said in the trade. If nothing else was available, you could run an article on the latest miracle diet. That always worked.

[Ruth’s] disposition is the same all the time—very sweet and very gracious and very charming. When it comes to spiritual things, my wife has had the greatest influence on my ministry.

Religion is the politics of faith

Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without the thorn.

Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

Well, I'm known as a guitar-rock guy, you know? You're not supposed to play with synthesizers. This is not in the rulebook.

We are so very 'umble.

There should be no yelling in the home unless there is a fire.

I love Alton Brown's show 'Good Eats,' about the chemistry of food. It's really thoughtful.

The most important possible thing you can do is do a lot of work.

The coffee shop smell was strong enough to build a garage on.