Religion theme aside, most of the time I'm in some sort of comedy and I'm a straight man and it's really just, let's wind this guy up and see him explode.

I don't need to know how they make Coca-Cola. I think it tastes just fine not knowing what the ingredients are. I think there are some things that should be kept secret.

But yeah, I played bass guitar in high school and in college and then I actually fractured my thumb, so my bass career went bye-bye.

I didn't want to come up with some generic Johnny Bravo type name. I'm not that cool, so I might as well stick with my birth name.

I'm the quiet bass player.

I think Robitussin is way underrated.

Some people receive medication in order to properly deliver films.

I'm always constantly trying to find stuff that's different. It's a way to keep me on my toes and keep me interested and keep me excited about work.

I've always really been a fan of scenes in which you're able to be as natural as you want.

You learn stuff from your kids, every day.

I did plays in grade school.

Never mind the mistakes. One day they will become your most prized possessions.

Good advice I always hated, but lookin back it made me greater.

Rich people without wisdom and learning are but sheep with golden fleeces.

Every minute of life carries with it its miraculous value, and its face of eternal youth.

I have real admiration for chefs who can maintain an edge and find new inspiration in their cooking after many years.

You have never loved me. You have only thought it pleasant to be in love with me.

The past is a fog on our minds. The future? A complete dream. We can't neither guess the future, neither change the past.

To live a life which is a perpetual falsehood is to suffer unknown tortures.

We're like a two-year old playing with fire ... we're messing around with something really dangerous and don't really understand what will happen.

We can scarcely hate anyone that we know.