Regrets are so far from reality.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

It doesn't matter how fast you move, I learned, if you never go anywhere.

Are all Cabinets congeries of little autocrats with a super-autocrat presiding over them?

The agriculture taught at colleges between 1930 and 1980 has caused more damage on the face of the Earth than any other factor.

If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something.

A wall is a hell of a lot better than a war.

There are things we want, and things we may have.... Sanity lies in knowing the difference.

The world needs leaders of vision instead of leaders on television.

An ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction.