Reflection increases the vigor of the mind, as exercise does the strength of the body.

Human nature is so weak that the honest men who have no religion make me fret with their perilous virtue, as rope-dancers with their dangerous equilibrium.

Since we are exposed to inevitable sorrows, wisdom is the art of finding compensation.

The uncertainty of events disturbs the purest enjoyments.

To judge of the real importance of the individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.

Some of the greatest masterpieces of art are created against the odds of reality.from the book: stuff i think about

The last thing we expect others to do, its the last thing they do before we learn we cannot trust them.

New levels bring new devils. Stay unapologetically committed to your goals and let go of anyone who poisons your spirit.

The facts are always less than what really happened.

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.

A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.

Opus Dei is an efficient machine run to achieve world power.

Art is triumphant when it can use convention as an instrument of its own purpose.

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television.

Either we change our ways, especially the United States, or we will continue to lead the world in heart disease and cancer.