Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The best leaders don't give a damn about the definition of leadership, they are thinking about more important things.

I want roles without anger and feistiness. I want to show weakness and sadness, some love, some happiness.

I think an ashtray is the most fantastically real thing.

Sweet smells are sometimes used to cover foul ones.

When the real is no longer what it used to be, nostalgia assumes its full meaning.

America has an ability to try to make some things happen that other countries don't necessarily have.

If language did not affect behavior, it could have no meaning.

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.

I don't believe in putting in music as a band aid to get you over some rough parts or bad film making. If it's there it's got to add to it or take it to another level.

If I had to choose between government without newspapers, and newspapers without government, I wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter