Racing is licking your opponent's plate clean before starting on your own

Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately.

Every once in a while someone along the road lets us know how far behind we are. A man shouts: ‘Faster!’ He probably thinks bicycle racing is about going fast.

So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?

Some mysteries are meant to stay that way.

What's the matter? What's the antimatter? Does it antimatter?

Shyness is only the effect of a sense of inferiority in some way or other. If I could persuade myself that my manners were perfectly easy and graceful, I should not be shy

The hotter the furnace the finer the gold.

I travel the world, and I can see in Toronto the cooking is very personal. These people cook with their hearts.

I'm always very nervous about the word 'dancer' next to my name because anyone who's really trained in dance will go, 'This guy's fudging so badly.'

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.

People don't like uncertainty, and their minds are tools for making sense of the world, even when the world is senseless.

Someone's parents have been singing entirely the wrong sort of songs.