Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent, " said Miss Susan. "But answers do.

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

When in doubt, choose to live.

The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?”

Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.

Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you.

Where exactly do you put your hands on somebody who hurts everywhere?

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

He ate and drank the precious Words, his Spirit grew robust; He knew no more that he was poor, nor that his frame was Dust.

You cannot believe the mayhem!

a short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes!

Everyone in America seems to be joining an organization of some kind, and in Congress one hears from them all.

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!

He whose faith never doubted, may justly doubt of his faith.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

My hand trembles, my heart does not.