Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for him.

I wish to believe in immortality - I wish to live with you forever.

If a superior man abandon virtue, how can he fulfil the requirements of that name?

Tradition will accustom people to any atrocity

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

Next time I'll pat you on the freaking back for stating the obvious.

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.

The best love come from the heart, not from the mouth.

The worst day of my political life was when President George W. Bush signed McCain-Feingold into law.

Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feet. “You came!” Jake shouted. “You really came!” “I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came.