Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

What Is A Belief?

The world will praise you one moment and defame you the next. So why should we care for praise or defamation?

Rejection is one of the worse forms of pain. Loss is the worst. Grief haunts until you allow yourself to move on.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

When we suffer, there will sometimes be mystery... Will there also be faith?

I've always been a Batman fan, and I've always wanted to draw and write the sort of stories that I've always loved about Batman.

Religion acts as a moral gardener, to weed out, or suppress, evil tendencies, which, like weeds and nettles, would shoot up spontaneously in the wonderful compost of the garden, if unwatched.

Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is worth more. [Fr., Rien n'est si dangereux qu'un ignorant ami; Mieux vaudrait un sage ennemi.]

I know that attaching memories to books may be going out of the world, but while it lasts, it's a strong record of your life.

My friends, that's trickle-down economics, and I believe every worker in America is tired of being trickled on by George W. Bush