Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

When you try to take someone's pain away from them, you don't make it better. You just tell them it's not OK to talk about their pain.

-- So this is the measure of your God's Mercy.-- No. This is the measure of Pharaoh's soul.

We are governed not by armies but by ideas.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Freedom to vote is valuable primarily as a means to safeguard other freedoms.

Back in the '40's, Lyndon Johnson could still steal a Senate election in South Texas with the help of the big patrons.

There were big geysers coming up where the shells were landing and there were bodies floating, face down, face up.

I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate.

Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of ones chosen form.

As the therapeutic relationship is established and progress occurs in problem areas, the therapist can "lead" and "push" the adolescent toward abstract reasoning skill.