Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

It was better, he thought, to fail in attempting exquisite things than to succeed in the department of the utterly contemptible.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

I learned to value the small transactions as well as the large.

Dull sublunary lovers' love (Whose soul is sense) cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove Those things which elemented it.

There are many true ladies, and they differ somewhat from society generally. So does a true gentleman, on the same principle of refinement and nobility of character.

We always want to do things the way we like, that's why we never change.

If you get your education, then you've got your platform set up for you.

The important point is to not just follow your passion but something larger than yourself.