Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.

Change the world by being yourself.

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

It takes wisdom, power and influence to be able to make a positive impact on what goes on in society and in the nation as a whole.

Winning, being smart is not all that required, but the fulfillment of Christian race brings peace, love and joy to the mind and soul.

A quest for self-respect is proof of its lack

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I've gone through the village of my songwriting and my artistry, and I've gone through lots of different phases, including one where it has been very quiet and abandoned me for a few years.

Besides the respect of the lives of human beings, all the animals and plants should be on the list too. That is the real humanitarianism.

Motherhood . . . is an act of infinite optimism.

The foundation upon which Rotary is built is friendship; on no less firm foundation could it have stood.

Moral stupidity comes in two different forms: relativism and legalism. Relativism sees no principles, only people; legalism sees no people, only principles.

Tantarrara! the joyous Book of Spring Lies open, writ in blossoms.