Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.

You can't ever get too much of Paris.

Random acts of kindness show that even amidst the hustle and bustle, Paris inhabitants are more welcoming that their reputation gives them credit for.

I was supposed to stay for 3 months. But I think I always knew I would stay a little longer, despite the crazy Frenchies. Or maybe because of them.

Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Eggs, " said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.

Stories have a unique power, David. The Inuit believe they can capture souls.

Machinery which is not used is not capital.

Love for one another will create peaceful co-existence.

I've made 122 movies, and I daresay there's a picture of mine showing somewhere in the world every day.

Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.

It is a wealthy person, indeed, who calculates riches not in gold but in friends.

Learn to wait; invariably either things will change or your heart will.

Humans have a talent for escalation. -Death

Intelligent people discuss ideas. Fools discuss how people should behave.