People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

It would be better for us to have some doubts in an honest pursuit of truth, than it would be for us to be certain about something that was not true.

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself.

You’re not necessarily supposed to believe it…You’re just supposed to believe in it.

When a man's stories are remembered, then he is immortal.

In a moment, everything can change and in a moment, you can change everything.

This is what is meant by last words: they are keys to unlock the afterlife. They're not last words but passwords, and as soon as they're spoken you can go.

Dreams are what keep a man going.

The ending is always a surprise.

Remembering a man's stories makes him immortal.

It's not him who's disturbed. But he likes to disturb others--to shake them out of their rut.

Definition of a relationship - an enduring, mutually-agreed upon connection or union, which fulfills certain needs of the individuals involved and the society in which they live.

One of the ways I know I shouldn't be online is when I'm looking to get something that I already have in abundance as a child of God.

Heavenly Father, pour your spirit upon me, I desire to do your will in Jesus Name. Amen!!

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is a fine chap.

If the United States was mad enough to attack Iran or aggress Venezuela again the price of a barrel of oil could reach $150 or even $200.

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.

Actions are the doors and windows of being. Unless we act, we have no way of knowing what we are.