People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

What you see is not true, but what you think about what you see is the truth.

Crocodiles are easy, ' Steve said. 'They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?

We can't always choose how we feel. We can, however, choose what we do about it, which ironically can change how we feel!

I think everyone sometimes feels intimidated by themselves when they see themselves on the screen.

You don't have to believe in Feng Shui for it to work. I just know it brings me money.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

The laws of chess are as beautiful as those governing the universe - and as deadly.

It's never fun to do it by yourself. It's good to have other people that are on the same path as you. It's nice to have that in common and be able to converse with them. It's cool to share that.

But poverty, with most who whimper forth Their long complaints, is self-inflicted woe; The effect of laziness, or sottish write.