You don't have to believe in Feng Shui for it to work. I just know it brings me money.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

salvation is for the feeble, that's what I think. I don't want salvation, I want life, all of life, the miserable as well as the superb.

Don’t ask for miracles. You are the living embodiment of all the miracles in the world.

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.

I love my daddy. My daddy's everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad.

I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.

Memory has many conveniences, and, among others, that of foreseeing things as they have afterwards happened.

The musquetos continue to infest us in such manner that we can scarcely exist. My dog even howls with the torture he experiences.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

Those who have to ask if faith is true are opening up a discussion they may not be ready for.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.