People adore bad reviews. Nobody would be interested in reading the good ones.

Salt is the difference between eating in Technicolor and eating in black and white.

In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.

English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.

One of my mottos for living is: never eat on a boat, unless you own the boat.

Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant room. The human capacity for finding unique ways to screw things up always amazes me.

The tragedy of my job [journalist] is that I rarely get to go where I want to go. I have to go where the job takes me.

What, then, was the new strategy he proposed? More troops and more money. For him, any other option was unthinkable. It would mean he had made a colossal mistake.

So are you saying I’m your Superman?”--- Josh Copeland

If you cast away one cross you will certainly find another and perhaps a heavier.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

It's a great privilege to be able to play that much. When you play a lot, you can be really detail-oriented.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

Oh,' she said. 'I have never seen a Jew before. Can I see his horns?

I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?

Anyway, to cut off one's biological dreams seems to me the most fundamental form of psychic castration that you could imagine.

I don't deny people their fantasy life, but I do think that we desperately need to start realizing just how complicated our reality is in America. Sitcoms just don't show us that.