Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.

I don't do sports, really.

Understand well as I may, my comprehension can only be an infinitesimal fraction of all I want to understand.

Never to talk about oneself is a very refined form of hypocrisy.

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.

A man's liberties are none the less aggressed upon because those who coerce him do so in the belief that he will be benefited.

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.

Fundamentally, therefore, any man can, even under such circumstances, decide what shall become of him—mentally and spiritually. He may retain his human dignity even in a concentration camp.

We are not shooting enough professors.

Waylon Jennings and I had a lot of fun recording together.