Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

An eagle can catch a fish in the ocean of impossibility because he pursues and focuses on only one fish.

Two human families have died out on me in the past century alone." Warrick inclined his head. "It might help if you didn't eat members of your staff when you're displeased.

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

My world we humans we’re just pawns on an immortal chessboard.

I don't know about the rest of the world, but I know in our region everyone is gunning to beat us. We have a new challenge.

This thing in society that you have to be a stick will always be in my mind, but that's just something I have to deal with.

In the distance, he could see Molly lying in the tall grass off to the side of the house.

When duty whispers low, Thou must, The youth replies, I can.

By writing much, one learns to write well.

I read and write classical piano and percussion, also guitar.