POLICEMAN. Good luck. (She finds it easiest just to nod in reply) I wish I was a Prince.

What was the point of being able to forgive, when deep down, you both had to admit you'd never forget?

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.

All of mathematics can be deduced from the sole notion of an integer; here we have a fact universally acknowledged today.

I never play video games! I'm so bad at it. I have, like, no manual dexterity.

Very early in my childhood I associated poverty, toil, unemployment, drunkenness, cruelty, quarreling, fighting, debts, jail with large families.

Gandhi saw how people have to re-think their own individuality before engaging in political activity. Otherwise they're just playing the game that the adversary has set out.

Don't compromise your heart for something crass.

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!

It is America, I don't want the government trying to control more of my life. I want less government control, and I think there are too many government regulations, laws and taxes on the books.

As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place.