Out of what... a thousand?

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

There's only one way in and one way out of this world.

We need heroes who'll inspire us so that maybe next time we'll dig a little deeper and find our best self.

When leadership set the goals by themselves, they are not goals, they are quotas.

We can't be friends Cause I'm still in love with you.

Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart.

Nature is slow, but sure; she works no faster than need be; she is the tortoise that wins the race by her perseverance.

I understand maybe some people are more impressionable than my hard, cynical self, but maybe they need to figure out how to be less of that.

Tentacles of terrorism spread everywhere

Many of the railroad evils were inherent in the situation; they were explained by the fact that both managers and public were dealing with a new agency whose laws they did not completely understand

The greatest single human gift is the ability to chase down our dreams.