Intestines Quotes

Intestines Quote of the day

Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?

Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

Worms are the intestines of the earth.

As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beating heart and blood. A lot of hot, sticky blood.

The Prelude to Tristan and Isolde reminds me of the old Italian painting of a martyr whose intestines are slowly unwound from his body on a reel.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

The steady pressure to consume, absorb, participate, receive, by eye, ear, mouth, and mail involves a cruelty to intestines, blood pressure, and psyche unparalleled in history.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

I do not need wireless access to Wikipedia. I would prefer to stir-fry my own small intestines than to have continual access to a site where the entry for Klingon is longer than the entry for Latin.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.

But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*.

All prejudices may be traced back to the intestines. A sedentary life is the real sin against the Holy Ghost.

What is it that you contain? The Dead. Time. Light patterns of millennia. The expanding universe opening in your gut. Are your twenty-three feet of intestines loaded with stars?