These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

When we 'lose ourselves' in play, we find something greater--the nameless, formless, and mysterious essence of all creation.

Love with passion. Love for no reason.

Art invites us to become explorers and excavators of our vast internal landscapes, discovering new terrain and digging deep into the past to unearth forgotten experiences and emotion.

Wrists are made for bracelets, not cutting.

For three long years I have been going up and down this country preaching that government . . . costs too much. I shall not stop that preaching.

However great a sinner may have been, if he shows himself devout to Mary he will never perish.

Thank goodness air and salvation are still free...and so is laughter.

Beyond the town, darker than dark, King Haggard's castle teetered like a lunatic on stilts.

One of my main goals is to become a sports broadcaster. That is the ultimate for me.

I actually can't listen to music and write poetry at the same time, but I do kind of think about the music I've been listening to when I write.