One of your first jobs, as you write for money, will be to get rid of your vocabulary.

Characterization is an accident that flows out of action and dialogue.

Money talks. And writes. And publishes. And reviews. But it can't read.

Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention.

At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied.

Love is hard to find, hard to keep, and hard to forget.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate

Luckily I'm on prescription drugs that prevent me from worrying about anything too much.

A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination.

I believe I was born to breed.

If philanthropy is not voluntary, it destroys liberty and justice. The law can give nothing that has not first been taken from its owner.

The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the forest and finds himself transformed into... A monkey? I think not.

Age is really just a number to me and means every year I get to experience so much more.

The script comes first. If that isn't good enough, you know it's gonna be a long ride.

It's a big pay off when I see a woman wearing my stuff. It's really gratifying.