One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Rewards await you if you stay steadfast in your faith.

Fac quod faciendum est, ' " Jo read aloud. "Do what must be done.

What I have found is, anything one keeps hidden should now and then be hidden somewhere else.

As high as Heaven, as deep as Hell.

Everybody has a different kind of talent and a different timetable as to when they develop.

Justin Bieber isn't gonna be much of a star once his balls drop and his voice changes.

Mediocrity is underrated.

I always just wanted to have enough to carry on. I never had ambitions to take over the world or be a global enterprise. But I wanted to have a strong business in order to do the main objective.

When it came to, like, appropriate behavior towards one another, it was - I was well-versed.

A government that says what it means, and means what it says.