One minute the teacher was talking about the Civil War. And the next minute he was gone. There. Gone. No 'poof.' No flash of light. No explosion.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Man, don't ever be sorry you don't want to kill someone.

He found a set of encyclopedias—like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.

Scared people did scary things sometimes,

[Caine]"Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were."[Sam]"Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

It couldn’t last. Everyone was just killing time. But if all they did was kill time, time would end up killing them.

And one has to understand that braveness is not the absence of fear but rather the strength to keep on going forward despite the fear.

The last hour from midnight had lost half its quarters, and the stars went lifting up the great minutes...

Only those who have patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

I always find the mirror in the dressing room is where the best artists are.

Pretty women without religion are like flowers without perfume.

That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning the dance rather than finding the right dancer

The key to hitting is just plain working at it. Work, that's the real secret.