Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers.

When passion is mutual, there is always the danger of the fire burning to ashes.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

It is our decisions not our conditions that determine our quality of life.

I'm not traditionally a beauty, but apparently people think I'm alright.

I wasn't sued out of medicine, I wasn't arbitrated out of the profession.

I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up.

If you will not stand with Israel, then I will not stand with you

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

Three keys to success: read, read, read.