On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking.

Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the beginning.

Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.

Giving up drinking for life is easy.I've done it loads of times.

Laugh and the world laughs with you.Fart and you're on your own.

You only get one life.Too bad you already made a mess of it.

If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast.

If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times.

Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver.

If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?

Rachel Henson stood facing him, immaculate in her uniform and ready for duty as always. She looked as though she had spent her whole life preparing for this very moment - she always did.

I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.

Love is a feeling that is imposed on you. You cannot be lazy

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear.

I love my children. That will never change. I have prayed to them for forgiveness and hope that they will forgive me. I never meant to hurt them!!

We must care. We must all care. And while I am working, while the governments is working, so must the people also work.

Feelings can't be a part of this game.

Large-scale public projects require the agreement of large numbers of people.

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination.