On the square...I'm not riffin' like Andy Griffith, Just fed up, goin' head up, with competition.

Because I could feel you, I was drowning with you.

Everything we do means something.

The Democrats are very bad at selling their own product. The Republicans are geniuses at it. And I've said it before, a bad product well apologized for is superior in this country to a good product.

To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her.

If you want to hear God speak, read your Bible. If you want to hear God speak audibly, read your Bible out loud.

When other boys dreamt of going to the moon or becoming doctors, I wanted to be a designer.

I have to remind myself not to set boundaries.

Every part of our personality that we do not love will become hostile to us.

Abstract ideas are the patterns two or more memories have in common.

He hath a share of man's intelligence, but no share of man's falsehood.