Oh, sweet! New man meat’s made it to town, y’all. Let’s gobble.

You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal.

If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.

This woman might have a daughter, but she was as innocent and pure as newly fallen snow.

Love everyone because everyone is your kin and this universe is your home.

The great paradox of life is that to fully live, we must let a piece of ourselves die.

Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.

I believe that the truth of any subject only comes when all sides of the story are put together.

I learned early that you only have so much energy to give. You have to spend it correctly.

If you criticize others' ideas, they will almost never use yours no matter how good they are.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

Whenever there is news of a terrible shooting, I wonder why America has so miserably failed to enact even common-sense gun legislation.

A positive thinker does not refuse to recognize the negative; he refuses to dwell on it. Positive thinking is a form of thought which habitually looks for the best results from the worst conditions

To me, the art of movies is to take a two-dimensional image and give the illusion of depth.