Oh, and the easiest way to make someone furious is to tell her to calm down.

When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable.

And there's nothing wrong with being a lizard either. Unless you were born to be a hawk.

Don't wish for bricks when you can build from stone.

Na razrusha'ya. I am not ruined. E'ya razrushost. I am ruination.

Yuyeh sesh. Despise your heart. Ni weh sesh. I have no heart.

The ox feels the yoke, but does the bird feel the weight of its wings?

What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men.

Weakness is a guise. Wear it when they need to know you're human, but never when you feel it.

There’s no such thing as too much champagne. Though your head will try to tell you otherwise tomorrow.

I wanted to believe anything so that I wouldn’t have to face the future alone. The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak.

Our children want more than presents, that want our PRESENCE.

No one who set out to design a form of communication would ever end up with anything like English, Mandarin, or any of the more than six thousand languages spoken today.

Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.

When you love food as much as I do, staying healthy is not easy. I mean, moderation, not deprivation. That's my new way of living. I always want more and that's just my life.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

His sleep Was aery light, from pure digestion bred.

The source of nature is spirit.

WE CAN NOT LIVE ON THIS PLANET WITH DEAD OCEANS. IF OUR OCEANS DIE, WE DIE.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

It is many times with a fraudulent Design that men stick their corrupt Doctrine with the Cloves of other mens Wit.