Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.

Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence, which costs us nothing.

Was ever any wicked man free from the stings of a guilty conscience?

The art of using deceit and cunning grow continually weaker and less effective to the user.

Sincerity is to speak as we think, to do as we pretend and profess, to perform and make good what we promise, and really to be what we would seem and appear to be.

Our belief or disbelief of a thing does not alter the nature of the thing.

Integrity gains strength by use.

Convulsive anger storms at large; or pale And silent, settles into full revenge.

Malice and hatred are very fretting and vexatious, and apt to make our minds sore and uneasy; but he that can moderate these affections will find ease in his mind.

If people would but provide for eternity with the same solicitude and real care as they do for this life, they could not fail of heaven.

We came to this world to enjoy the magic of love, the beauty of existence, and the joy of life. We did not come to this world to look for money and fame.

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.

Never, never give up in life, no matter how tough a situation may seems.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself I am large I contain multitudes.

You have to take strength from the people that love you and the people that love Barbara and the huge number of expressions of sympathy and compassion and support. That has been extremely moving.

When the impossible has been eliminated, all that remains no matter how improbable is possible.

I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.

You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

History is neither written nor made without love or hate.

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.