Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.

Joy doesn't betray but sustains activism. And when you face a politics that aspires to make you fearful, alienated and isolated, joy is a fine initial act of insurrection.

We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as sympathetic and intelligent conversation.

Politics are about power; we cannot evade that truth or its consequences. We dream of a better world but it is in Utopia - that is, nowhere.

One Mormon raised the question with his spouse, who minched no words in replying, 'All right Jody - you get another wife and I'll get another husband!'

One must, so long as there is any life left, back up the character of one's life.

When all things are considered, happiness is a better indicator of success than success has ever been of happiness.

No one should be judged by the worst moment of his life.

In India, the corrupt accuse the corrupt of being corrupt and the corrupt investigate the corrupt and absolve the corrupt of being corrupt.

I first read War And Peace about 100 years after Tolstoy wrote it.