Now is your time. Go for it! It is never too late, or too early, to begin living the adventures of which you have always dreamed.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

We will be remembered not by how much money we have left in the bank or by how many buildings and cars we owned, but by how many Lives we have touched and Transformed!

We always hate people who surprise our secrets…

Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings that only drunks and menstruating women can manage.

Learn to eat problems for breakfast

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

You never know what movie I will be in next, but let's just hope it's sells (for my sake at least)!

Sometimes the most worthwhile things are right in front of our eyes. We just make them hard because we think that gives them more value.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

Call it not vain: they do not err Who say that when the poet dies Mute Nature mourns her worshipper, And celebrates his obsequies.