Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident.

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.

All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

Jack, " said Charles, "he's making up words again.""Yes, " Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?

Success belongs to those who take action to make their dreams a reality.

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes.

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.

Talent for oratory can simulate the need for action and even thought.

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

The worst of misery Is when a nature framed for noblest things Condemns itself in youth to petty joys, And, sore athirst for air, breathes scanty life Gasping from out the shallows.

I Just Got So Emo That I Just Fell Apart!!

The fate of a nation depends on the way that they eat.

The moment that you impose your will on another person or animal, that's when we are allowed to say you have committed an ethical breach.

I've been thinking a lot about folks denying what has happened in history, or just not acknowledging it.