None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Toilet paper was either bleached white or unbleached gray, yet there were more than a dozen kinds of ketchup and about 30 brands of cookies. I approved of their priorities.

To be rich, focus on your wealth.

All believers are called to be holy in mind, body, and spirit (1 Peter 1:15).

With confidence you believe you can overcome your weaknesses. With arrogance you don't even see your weaknesses.

If you wish to study men you must not neglect to mix with the society of children.

Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops.

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others.

I cannot understand any woman's wanting to be the first woman to do anything. ... It is a devastating burden and I could not take it, could not be a pioneer, a Symbol of Something Greater.

I guess I'd love to be surprised by something I had never thought of.