Nobody told me you were cheating, it's just a feeling I had. So if I'm right, you got to lie to me, then I won't feel so bad.

One day of praying and six days of fun, the odds against going to heaven are six to one.

Lord, I believe it's raining all over the world.

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

And we are made different. On the instant. What we know, what we were, is banished by that instant, razed like a castle under siege, and nothing is recognizable is left. The world is unmade.

Suddenly I found you and the spirit in me sings, Don't have to look no further, You're the soul of many things.

If a hippo ever wants to fight, just walk away.

As soon as baseball becomes a job, as soon as I stop caring, as soon as the smile goes away, I'll hang up my spikes and do something else.

Love was really a high priority. You could drive up this road and there'd be open doors. You could actually walk in as a stranger and they'd invite you for a meal.

The fact that audiences have come away moved, excited, entertained and stimulated by the film is extraordinarily flattering.

We are here to do a great work because the mind that created us knew what it wanted us to do when it created us.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

The best part is coming." "What's the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?" "No. That's the finale.