Nobody, nobody, perhaps in the history of politics was worse to women or abused women more than Bill Clinton.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

The big realization when we go beyond the ego is simply seeing that we've always been ok.

Our career mantra should be learn, relearn, repeat.

He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.

The more we know about the former world, the better we’ll understand what happened when it fell.

Every day the bucket a-go a well, one day the bottom a-go drop out.

I'm a really friendly guy, I guess, and I really like meeting people.

Why bad things happen to good people

Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice up the middle.

I never like to make plans. It's nice to just hang.