Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.

Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.

As an only child, I never felt insecure and always had total love.

When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

In everyday life, we ought to extend kindness towards one another.

There will be two types of businesses in the next 5 years, those that are on the Internet, and those that are out of business

America doesn't have health insurance.

When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.

Once you finish paying for college you could reduce your life insurance.

And the real thing can kill you whether you believe in it or not.

If I'm his 'twin,' we do not have the same mother.

There is a difference between giving directions and giving direction.

The idea that there will be something spiritual or subtle, some sort of consciousness that can escape the collapse of the body and brain, is not very credible in the modern scientific worldview.

Have patience, and endure