No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.

If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.

On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.

Writing a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

I was an angst-y journal writing kid.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Kindness is the highest form of service to the humanity.

To add value to your life, serve others with love and kindness.

Take action and be brave Theodor for it is fear and inaction that kills.

Only the dead, can speak about their world.

He thinks of the all steps that gathered this party and marvels at the weaverless looms of fortune.

Sanity is not statistical.

The budget is tight, and that is exactly where we want it to be and where we need it to be.

Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.

I come from the theater, and I've done a lot of character work in the theater, but Hollywood stuff in film and TV, they've been more leading lady/ingenue type roles.

Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger.