Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says Quotes
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.
