No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

Breaking up monotony is key to life and it doesn't matter whether I'm stacking shelves or writing songs, if I was doing the same thing every day I just couldn't take it.

The future's unwritten. It's what we make of it.

I don't have the desire to be the best standup in the UK but I do have the desire to be the best at everything else I do in terms of writing and acting.

With this kind of camera-phone madness we have got, moments are diluted into self-contained edited experiences.

While I was rapping I was always involved in youth work - I ran music workshops for teenagers and young offenders all the time and also ran a charity for refugee kids for a time.

I think the sensible thing would be to focus on one thing and be the best you can be at it. There is always that risk of spreading yourself too thin if you try to do too much.

I respect anyone who's honest to themselves and able to bring that into their work in an entertaining fashion.

Don't be afraid to be successful, and keep in your mind that you don't have another choice “be successful or be successful

Sometimes in life there are things to choose.Even if it means the one you love you lose.Sometimes it's a lesson you need to know.That to pass the test the ones you love you let go.

I think most people try to get others to see through their eyes.

I don't like animation. I hate animation, actually.

We all share in the same cosmic rhythm... For all natural laws are like the rhythm of the strings of the harp.

It is the same: a chosen one is a man whom God's finger crushes against the wall.

I'm a huge car guy, I cannot wait to see it [Ferrari World]. I hear there is also unbelievable golf which I'd like to sample and I'm looking forward to seeing what the gym facilities are like

You know, whatever happens between the two of us that's created when we come together as actors is not something I think we can explain.

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?